ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
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New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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