So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
he thought i was a dude.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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