ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
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She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
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