I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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