The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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