You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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