Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i love accidental penises.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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