Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
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