Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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