I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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