I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She announced her abortion via fbk
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
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