lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
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they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
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