Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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