happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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