you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
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You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
Bring me that man meat
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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