It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
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I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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