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It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
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They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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