Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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