let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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