remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
this just has baby written all over it
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Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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