Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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