i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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