just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
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Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
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Also, beer. Big fan.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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