i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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