all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
Randomize