He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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