apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
How's work?
Spinning.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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