At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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