i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
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i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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