Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
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Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
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you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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