Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
