On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
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ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
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Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up