the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night