A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
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Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
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I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?