She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
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It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE