i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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