Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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