She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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