He disabled his match.com account in front of me
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
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STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
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2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
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