I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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