My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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