You just made me feel so damn special
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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