we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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