we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
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Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
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