Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
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I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
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Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.