I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
27 Parents Confess Shocking Secrets Their Kids Don’t Know
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
So is that a yes?