He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight