I'm jealous of your bromance
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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