There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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