you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
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MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
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My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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