never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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