I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I just want nice things and good sex
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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