one might say we're banned from that church
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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