none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
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U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
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No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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