Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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