people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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