Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I have so many feelings about this burrito
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Randomize
