Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
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Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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