If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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